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No really I can cook

I clean too

No really I can cook

I clean too

Pan-fried shredded chicken, bacon, and cheese sandwiches

Cooked everything but the cheese in some grease from the bacon.

Pan-fried shredded chicken, bacon, and cheese sandwiches

Cooked everything but the cheese in some grease from the bacon.

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Breakfast Tacos

2 burrito-sized tortilla shells
6 eggs
3 strips of bacon
2 slices of cheese, your choice
Milk
Maple syrup
Spices, to taste

Cut the bacon into 1/4” pieces, cooking it until crisp, and wrap it in paper towel, allowing it to soak up any excess grease. Drain 2/3 of the grease from the pan, and with the remaining grease in the pan, cook and scramble the eggs, adding a splash of milk, along with salt, pepper or any other spices you would like. I personally added a pinch of ground black, white, and cayenne pepper, but whatever spices you would usually add to eggs works.

With the bacon still wrapped inside the paper towel, crush it into smaller pieces with your hand or the handle of a knife. Be careful if you use a knife! Heat up the tortillas until soft, and add the eggs, bacon, and cheese to them, microwaving them for a short period of time if you want the cheese to be melted. Add maple syrup to taste, wrap them up, and enjoy!

Lets get smart.

Stop what you are currently doing.

Get some venison steaks.

Get some bacon.

Wrap the venison in the bacon. Looks like a pupa, I don’t give a fuck. Cook it.

Both sides. Cook, Pupa!!!!!!!!

And you’re done.

It’s elementary.

Whatchu know bout cheap gourmet? Obviously not much because you’re probably like “the fuck is this joker doing?” This is science, motherfucker, deal with it. Cheese on egg on breakfast sausage, it’s a flavor orgy up in here and you’re not invited.
What’s that? “Where’s the bacon?” Frankly, I’m offended. Bacon is reserved for the mightiest of dishes, it is the messiah of mealtime, the one food to rule them all. In comparison, this meal is the peasant in the bacon kingdom, and its poor ass has the black plague. The black plague meaning it’s being consumed by my mouth. And it’s fucking delicious.
You can’t handle my food swag, don’t even try.

Whatchu know bout cheap gourmet? Obviously not much because you’re probably like “the fuck is this joker doing?” This is science, motherfucker, deal with it. Cheese on egg on breakfast sausage, it’s a flavor orgy up in here and you’re not invited.

What’s that? “Where’s the bacon?” Frankly, I’m offended. Bacon is reserved for the mightiest of dishes, it is the messiah of mealtime, the one food to rule them all. In comparison, this meal is the peasant in the bacon kingdom, and its poor ass has the black plague. The black plague meaning it’s being consumed by my mouth. And it’s fucking delicious.

You can’t handle my food swag, don’t even try.